Meet Evan (the grumpy AI), poke around the campsite, feed the chickens, and explore real engineering work— migrations, HubSpot builds, React/Next.js, and production-grade shipping.
The goal: make a portfolio that’s memorable. It’s part technical demo, part interactive résumé, part “please hire me / donate to keep me building.”
Donations will power more features (and honestly, groceries). Stripe checkout coming soon — for now, head into the farm and feed the chickens.