Rude Karma.
“Astrology apps were bland and boring. I made one with attitude.”
The problem.
Every astrology app felt like the same app — soft, positive, endlessly encouraging. Jordan wanted something with personality. Tough love. Real attitude. He built a prototype at a party one night and just never stopped.
What I built.
An AI powered daily content machine backed by one of the most comprehensive astrological calendars available on mobile — one Jordan maintains himself. Fresh, relevant content generates every day via scheduled cron jobs. Users can ask questions and get answers with real personality. Payment integrations handle subscriptions, and the whole thing ships to both the App Store and Google Play.
The hard part.
Keeping the AI consistently in character at scale, handling global edge cases across time zones and languages, and maintaining the astrological calendar as a live data source rather than static content.
The result.
50,000+ downloads, 6,000 monthly active users, recurring income, 4.5+ star rating worldwide.
What it's built with.
What I practiced.
Project 03The 83% Reduction.
I built 14+ marketing websites. Then I made them all dramatically faster.